Now Available on iOS & Android

Who's Peeing
in Your Pool?

PeeRadar™ uses real-time AR detection to identify exactly which little gremlin is contaminating your swimming pool. Point. Scan. Know.

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94% Detection Rate
2M+ Pee Events Flagged
3 sec Scan Time
Kids swimming in pool
⚠️ ACTIVE
🤔 74%
✓ CLEAR
✓ CLEAR
PEERADAR™ • SCANNING • LIVE
THERMAL ANOMALY 96%
FACIAL GRIMACE 91%
2 DETECTED 🚨
💦 2.1 MILLION PEES DETECTED WORLDWIDE ◆ ⚗️ PATENTED HYDRO-THERMAL SENSING TECHNOLOGY ◆ 🏊 WORKS IN ANY POOL DEPTH ◆ 😬 SHAME YOUR NEPHEW IN REAL TIME ◆ 📱 AVAILABLE ON IOS AND ANDROID ◆ 🌡️ WATER TEMPERATURE DEVIATION: 0.003°C RESOLUTION ◆ 💦 2.1 MILLION PEES DETECTED WORLDWIDE ◆ ⚗️ PATENTED HYDRO-THERMAL SENSING TECHNOLOGY ◆ 🏊 WORKS IN ANY POOL DEPTH ◆ 😬 SHAME YOUR NEPHEW IN REAL TIME ◆ 📱 AVAILABLE ON IOS AND ANDROID ◆ 🌡️ WATER TEMPERATURE DEVIATION: 0.003°C RESOLUTION ◆
How It Works

Scan. Detect.
Expose. Repeat.

Just launch the app, point your camera at the pool, and watch as PeeRadar™ does the dirty work. Our multi-layer detection pipeline runs at 30 frames per second.

01 📱

Point Your Camera

Open PeeRadar™ and pan your phone across the pool. The AR engine instantly maps every swimmer and begins building individual biometric profiles.

⚡ 30fps AR Tracking
02 🔬

Multi-Sensor Analysis

Our proprietary algorithms cross-reference thermal micro-signatures, chromatic water shifts, and real-time facial expression analysis — simultaneously.

🧠 HydroSense AI™
03 🚨

Instant AR Alert

Offenders are highlighted with a glowing detection ring, confidence score, and a shameful buzzing notification. Let the confrontation begin.

🔔 Sub-3 Second Alert
The Science

Genuinely Extremely
Real Technology

  • 🌡️

    Micro-Thermal Mapping

    Human urine enters a pool at approximately 37°C — a measurable thermal anomaly. PeeRadar™'s HydroSense chip detects temperature deviations as small as 0.003°C, pinpointing the exact origin point within milliseconds.

    Thermal Resolution: 0.003°C
  • 😬

    Facial Micro-Expression Analysis

    Peeing in a pool while trying to look innocent creates a very specific set of involuntary micro-expressions. Our 238-point facial mesh model has been trained on over 400,000 documented incidents. We know The Face.

    238-Point Face Mesh
  • 💛

    Chromatic Spectral Shift Detection

    The camera's RAW sensor captures subtle wavelength deviations in pool water imperceptible to the human eye. Our spectral model detects the precise chromatic fingerprint of a mid-swim incident in real time.

    Sub-visible Spectrum Analysis
  • 🌊

    Hydrodynamic Pressure Anomaly

    Every swimmer displaces water differently when stationary vs. actively... contributing. The phone's accelerometer and gyroscope pick up micro-surface vibrations that correlate with localized fluid output events.

    Gyro + Accelerometer Fusion
Live Detection Demo
Active Incident
Suspicious
Clean
OVERALL DETECTION CONFIDENCE
94.2%
FALSE POSITIVE RATE
3.1%

*Detection metrics based on internal testing. Results may vary based on pool size, swimmer density, and how aggressively your nephew denies it.

App Features

Everything You Need
to Catch a Culprit

🎯

Precision AR Targeting

Individual swimmer tracking with persistent identity across frames. Even if they swim away, we remember. They cannot hide behind a noodle.

📊

Incident History Dashboard

Full session logs with timestamps, confidence scores, and repeat-offender tracking. Build a case. Reference it at Thanksgiving.

🔔

Vibration Alerts

Discreet buzz-only mode lets you know something's happening without alerting the perpetrator. Poker face recommended.

👤

Suspect Profiles

Tag recurring offenders and track their lifetime pee rate per visit. Perfect for confronting the usual suspects at community pools.

🌐

Pool Pollution Index™

A real-time contamination score for the entire pool, updated every 3 seconds. Share it with other parents. Watch chaos unfold.

📸

Evidence Screenshot Mode

Capture an annotated screenshot with timestamps, detection confidence, and AR overlays baked in. Admissible at the pool HOA meeting.

App Screenshots

See It In Action

Real screenshots from PeeRadar™ v2.4 running on iPhone 15 Pro and Samsung Galaxy S24.

💦
PeeRadar™BY HYDROSENSE LABS

The world's first AR-powered pool pee detection system. Your summer will never be the same.

By using PeeRadar™ you agree to our terms and confirm you accept that knowing this information may change your relationship with certain family members.

ONBOARDING
Pool with multiple swimmers
⚠️ 97% ACTIVE
✓ CLEAR
🤔 72%
✓ CLEAR
PEERADAR™ • ACTIVE SCAN • 4 TRACKED
THERMAL 97%
MICRO-EXPRESSION 94%
CHROMATIC SHIFT 88%
1 CONFIRMED 🚨
LIVE AR SCAN
SESSION LOG — BACKYARD POOL — TODAY
SUSPECT #1 — "The Kid"
Thermal + Facial Confirmed • 3:14 PM
97%
SUSPECT #1 — AGAIN
Second incident detected • 3:41 PM
99%
ADULT MALE — Dad
All-clear • 4:02 PM
SAFE
SUSPECT #2 — "The Cousin"
Chromatic + Facial Match • 4:19 PM
89%
ADULT FEMALE — Mom
All-clear • 4:28 PM
SAFE
POOL POLLUTION INDEX™
HIGH 🚨
3 confirmed events this session
SESSION LOG
Your Stats 📊
LIFETIME POOL MONITORING
47
TOTAL INCIDENTS DETECTED
12
UNIQUE OFFENDERS IDENTIFIED
94.2%
OVERALL ACCURACY
INCIDENTS BY DAY
🏆 TOP OFFENDER: "The Kid" — 19 incidents. Consider water wings with a built-in warning sign.
STATS
Reviews

Parents Are Losing
Their Minds Over This

★★★★★
"

I installed this at our neighborhood pool and within 10 minutes had identified three separate offenders. Two were children. One was a grown adult who will not be named. He knows what he did.

🏊
Karen M.
HOA President, Florida
★★★★★
"

My son has denied peeing in the pool for six years. SIX YEARS. PeeRadar™ gave me the receipts. He's nine. We had a very long conversation at dinner. 10/10.

👩
Jennifer T.
Exhausted Parent, Ohio
★★★★☆
"

The technology is genuinely impressive. Flagged my nephew in under 2 seconds. He is 34 years old. I'm giving 4 stars because I wasn't ready for that information.

🧔
Dave R.
Pool Owner, Texas
Download Now

Your Pool
Deserves Truth.

Free to download. Premium plans available for pools with more than 4 children, public pools, or anyone whose family reunions are statistically above average.

🍎
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PeeRadar™ is a satirical application intended purely for entertainment. It cannot actually detect urine in pools (no phone can). Please treat your family members with love even if they are definitely peeing in your pool. For real pool hygiene, use pool test strips and maintain appropriate chlorine levels.