PeeRadar™ uses real-time AR detection to identify exactly which little gremlin is contaminating your swimming pool. Point. Scan. Know.
Just launch the app, point your camera at the pool, and watch as PeeRadar™ does the dirty work. Our multi-layer detection pipeline runs at 30 frames per second.
Open PeeRadar™ and pan your phone across the pool. The AR engine instantly maps every swimmer and begins building individual biometric profiles.
⚡ 30fps AR TrackingOur proprietary algorithms cross-reference thermal micro-signatures, chromatic water shifts, and real-time facial expression analysis — simultaneously.
🧠 HydroSense AI™Offenders are highlighted with a glowing detection ring, confidence score, and a shameful buzzing notification. Let the confrontation begin.
🔔 Sub-3 Second AlertHuman urine enters a pool at approximately 37°C — a measurable thermal anomaly. PeeRadar™'s HydroSense chip detects temperature deviations as small as 0.003°C, pinpointing the exact origin point within milliseconds.
Thermal Resolution: 0.003°CPeeing in a pool while trying to look innocent creates a very specific set of involuntary micro-expressions. Our 238-point facial mesh model has been trained on over 400,000 documented incidents. We know The Face.
238-Point Face MeshThe camera's RAW sensor captures subtle wavelength deviations in pool water imperceptible to the human eye. Our spectral model detects the precise chromatic fingerprint of a mid-swim incident in real time.
Sub-visible Spectrum AnalysisEvery swimmer displaces water differently when stationary vs. actively... contributing. The phone's accelerometer and gyroscope pick up micro-surface vibrations that correlate with localized fluid output events.
Gyro + Accelerometer Fusion*Detection metrics based on internal testing. Results may vary based on pool size, swimmer density, and how aggressively your nephew denies it.
Individual swimmer tracking with persistent identity across frames. Even if they swim away, we remember. They cannot hide behind a noodle.
Full session logs with timestamps, confidence scores, and repeat-offender tracking. Build a case. Reference it at Thanksgiving.
Discreet buzz-only mode lets you know something's happening without alerting the perpetrator. Poker face recommended.
Tag recurring offenders and track their lifetime pee rate per visit. Perfect for confronting the usual suspects at community pools.
A real-time contamination score for the entire pool, updated every 3 seconds. Share it with other parents. Watch chaos unfold.
Capture an annotated screenshot with timestamps, detection confidence, and AR overlays baked in. Admissible at the pool HOA meeting.
Real screenshots from PeeRadar™ v2.4 running on iPhone 15 Pro and Samsung Galaxy S24.
The world's first AR-powered pool pee detection system. Your summer will never be the same.
By using PeeRadar™ you agree to our terms and confirm you accept that knowing this information may change your relationship with certain family members.
I installed this at our neighborhood pool and within 10 minutes had identified three separate offenders. Two were children. One was a grown adult who will not be named. He knows what he did.
My son has denied peeing in the pool for six years. SIX YEARS. PeeRadar™ gave me the receipts. He's nine. We had a very long conversation at dinner. 10/10.
The technology is genuinely impressive. Flagged my nephew in under 2 seconds. He is 34 years old. I'm giving 4 stars because I wasn't ready for that information.
Free to download. Premium plans available for pools with more than 4 children, public pools, or anyone whose family reunions are statistically above average.
PeeRadar™ is a satirical application intended purely for entertainment. It cannot actually detect urine in pools (no phone can). Please treat your family members with love even if they are definitely peeing in your pool. For real pool hygiene, use pool test strips and maintain appropriate chlorine levels.